Sunday, 26 December 2010

Life is incomplete.....

A man from this part of the world would often find himself in a helpless situation i.e. there is no point in living when there is no mami and sami (god). In the advertising and filmi world , mami factor is rightly exploited very often she is either portrayed as glamorous or preachy object.

The mami maniac has reached a feverish pitch.In case, both mami and sami appear together, the man in the street will grab only mami.

In every man's dream, there is one mami to be annexed .Why nobody is interested in annexing mama because it is a different ball game. Of course, mamas are annexed but that it is played on a different turf.What to say no one dares to invade another man's dream.........

Saturday, 18 December 2010

seven year itch......

This is nothing to do with becoming unfaithful to your partner. I am discussing about ringworms, eczema and skin related ailments. A very small itching sensation could place you under an awkward situation. You can get any number of skin ointments for your skin disease prescribed by your dertmatologists. . But, in reality, there is no quick fix for your problem.Cashing on this, various alternate therapies have come out with their preparations. Of course, these medicinal preparations have positive effect and at the same time they don't have any side-effects. Here too, one has to exercise caution because quacks are on the prowl.....

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

There is a buzz sound beneath your blanket

With rainy season coming to an end(just assuming). Electricity Board gives erratic power supply to the city. As a result, the people have no other option to fend off mosquitoes but to cover the body from head to toe with a blanket. Even the full covering would not give any guarantee to free us from their bites. In fact, they just give humming sound near your eyes and warning us that they are in combat mode. We ought to put up with this ............

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

The stage is set for.......

No brokers, No matimonial advertisements, No dowry , No caste, No astrologer etc. Only attraction .In other words, love at first sight. Yes! this is கார்த்திகை மாதம் . The dogs and bitches undergo physical tribulations  .They are in seearch for " right partners". The cannines are called humans best friend. As a result, they too, have abysmal female sex ratio. So, in a locality, there will be a literal "dog-fight" over the control of "available bitches" (in other words, जो जीता वही सिकंदर).
 
poor cannines are not aware that they all have undergone tubectomy and vasecttomy . The doctors from corporation of Chennai had peformed  the surgeries  on them to  control the street dog menace. Because Under animal  welfare act, they are not entitled to kill the animals.
 
Hence, DOGS & BITCHES" can have only JALSA they cannot procreate pups.

Sunday, 28 November 2010

Wanna join" that " league

Human life will be boring if one's life gets stuck or stagnate at a particular state. We always want to have a "buzz" in life. We develop desires to reach the top. For which, we ought to develop certain procedures . To me, adjustment in life is the paramount eligibility to be successful. No matter what the situation is because of being " adjustable" you will win goodwill from others. Now,let me play devil's advocate that what is the guarantee in securing all desired things ? There is no definite answer.

In some cases, we play to the gallery like acquiring new habits to impress others. Because the concept of "be- yourself" will not bring any success . If you still persist with your "habits " the others will see you as an irritant. The day will not be far off from being "dumped".

Just by aping others will not guarantee you any success. In fact, your newly acquired "habits" will rule you. As a result, you'll be back to square one.

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

No personal hygiene

The other day I was travelling in a train to nearby suburb . A group of college students were going to their college. Since, they had to reach the college before 9.30 a.m.They brought their breakfast with them and they finished their breakfast inside the train itself.

The moment one tiffin box was opened each one of them laid their hands on tiffin box. The most appalling thing was that none of them washed their hands before eating . After taking a bite a particular guy sucked his finger after finger (sucking the finger is the Indian style of relishing food, if the food is tasty in nature) and again he re-laid his hand on tiffin box. None of them objected to his practice because everyone of them were doing the same .

I didn't say anything to them but, one of the members sensed (rather read my face) my displeasure and said that "these things are common in "friendship" one should not read too much".

Later on , I came to know that this group represents NSS which goes from village to village to create awareness on Swine Flu. What a pity Preaching is different but practicing it ..........

Monday, 22 November 2010

Back to Basics. . .

The decision to run away from home is taken after much deliberation among friends and other like minded souls. The act of running away is always seen as a disgusting one from the respected family of view. (Hardly there is any respected family these days most of them using "running away " act as a bargaining tool).

Once the elopement is over, the couples undertakes the primary task of "manufacturing". After that process is over, the duty lies before the couple is to bring up the "manufactured-output". So far,so good.

Invariably , (suppose the lady is from a so called " high -class -family") she will expect her parents. By seeking the help of her parents she suggests that elopement decision was not taken whole-heartedly but, under duress.